Things Despina Says

“no one is going to snap a picture of my baby until it has gone through the car wash”

“I kind of want to make a blog from the perspective of my ponytail…”

And go:

All Hail Ponytail

“…and obviously Justin Bieber… first name Justin, middle name Bieber… Justin Bieber Papadeas”

-Despina on the names of her future babies

ok… but I’m not ruling it out right now becuase I have a boyfirend who is leaving me and no prospects… and I listen to a lot of Ani DiFranco… so what do you want?
Despina on gayness

“I have been mistaken for gay… by my mother”

Another reason you shouldn’t tell him is because of the “bro code”. I know about this because of Jersey Shore.
J: I miss you
like some weird analogy about missing things
D: like bruce wayne from the dark knight will forever miss rachel dawes after the joker
killed her?
“I’m the worst Madonna ever”

“I’m the worst Madonna ever”